Pure Determination
So, my own, personal tribute to Glacier National Park has been living on the end of my driveway for a week, thanks to the plowing skills of Springfield Township. Between my attempt at getting a path for my tires to get through, and the street clearing, a giant iceburg formed on the end of my driveway, preventing me from being able to turn right into my drive. Now for a while, the novelty of being able to leave my house (in the ill-fated airport attempt) was enough, but because of the melt yesterday and today, I managed to clear the rest of the drive, and the sidewalk to my door (should I desire delivery food of some sort).
This left today, only the 5 foot by 4 foot by 3 1/2 brick of ice that obstructed half the entry to my drive. Tonight's trash night, and when I put the trash out, I realized, "I won't be able to leave the house tomorrow without moving the garbage."
And so I started eliminating the Titanic's Villian's stunt double. Now when I considered that I was trying to eliminate the distant cousin of the very thing responsible for Leo's death in that film, I had second thoughts, but I decided my freedom was more important.
Now no ordinary snow shovel is going to break through the shell of solid ice that is encasing the snow bank. Thinking to my Hyper-Villigilant Safety Guy's words (If you don't work for Best Buy, this won't make much sense to you), I use the right tool, and go grab my garden spade. Keep in mind, that MY garden spade is actually child size. It has a short handle, and is meant to be wielded by a shortie. I figure my 5'2" qualify. But it's professional grade, and has a real (not plastic) blade, with a rather damaging point. What I really needed was a hatchet. Pretending that I was on an Everst trip, I ended up chopping at the ice with great force to loosen enough snow to scoop up with my snow shovel. The wet snow underneath probably weighed 25 pounds a shovelful. My arms are killing me. My heating pad is my back's best friend. But my driveway is clear for entry from either West or East.
And hopefully tomorrow the garbage will be picked up (Unlike last friday)
